The cake is a lie T-Shirt
I watched several friends of mine play portal and while I don't think I'd ever play the game (got a little seasick watching) I liked the premise...plus the JoCo song that ends it off is AWESOME. This shirt celebrates the fact that the cake is a lie. In bright orange and black too!
This socks won't actually let you survive very long falls...but they'll present the awesome appearance that you could.
Basically, I need these.
Here at Aperture Laboratories we are all about participant morale. A calm test subject delivers the best data. So please, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Deploying smooth jazz in 3… 2… 1…