I have a three-year-old, so I spend a lot of time flying kites. As much as I'd like to think that I can look manly helping her fly a pink unicorn kite, chances are I don't. Hence, this cursor kite. Sure, it's a little nerdy, but the idea is hysterical -- plus, I think it's time I took a stand on this whole kite-flying thing and got something that I think looks cool. Besides, it looks enormous, and who doesn't like flying enormous kites?