Hats for work!

Hats for work!

Just kidding. This was a test. Men don't wear hats to the office. No newsboy caps, no fedoras, no cowboy hats, no panamas, no straw hats. Especially no straw hats. I don't care if you just came back from three weeks in the Bahamas and have the skin tone of a mahogany desk: NO STRAW HATS. That being said, there are three acceptable types of hats for guys to wear out to a bar. One is the baseball cap, which is for your lower-rent districts and urban clubs. Cowboy hats are good *if* you are going to a bar where some sort of line dancing is involved. And fedoras -- well, fedoras are always in style at a club. If that club happens to be in 1930's Germany, of course. Otherwise, you're risking an ass-whipping if you wear a fedora to, say, a hip-hop joint. As usual, it's all about the setting. My advice, though? Don't wear a hat. Get a hairstyle.