Pirate Apron - French Maid Style
This saucy Pirate Apron will have you plundering the pantry and swabbing the kitchen counters in no time.
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Love bacon wow just got to have my bacon.
Added 2 Years Ago from Tshirtbordello -
This is a wind up nun taht shoots sparks out of its mouth. Need I say more?
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Let your stress out on this giant stress weiner. Imagine what your boss will say if they walk in on your squeezing one of these!
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Let every piece of gum reaffirm that good things are coming your way.
Added 3 Years Ago from McPhee -
Suck your nemisis into pain with this voodoo lollipop, Totally unique, and totally awesom!
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Every ninja needs to have some ninja bandages on hand to dress their wounds!
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It's always time for bacon when you're wearing this watch!
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Time will always be moving backwards with this clock! Definitely will makee guests take a double take!
Added 3 Years Ago from McPhee -
They're like underpants-- for your hands!
Added 3 Years Ago from Amazon.com -
Just awesome. Obviously.
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mmm.... is that BACON I smell???? great stocking stuffer or gag gift for your favorite carnivore.
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I can't imagine eating the mints, I'll admit it. But, i'd buy it for the cute tin.
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because you've been wondering how to achieve that "I've-been-flipping-bacon-at-waffle-house" smell all over your body whenever you want it.
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mmmmmm.... nothing quite like the smell of bacon. ICK. I can't imagine this one... but it would be a great stocking stuffer for the one on your list who hogs all the bacon.
Added 3 Years Ago from Perpetualkid -
For those of you who haven't discovered this odd habit of mine in earlier reviews, let me bring you up to speed: I collect bizarre things to freak out people who use my guest bathroom. Mainly, it's to tell if they snoop. It's ... For those of you who haven't discovered this odd habit of mine in earlier reviews, let me bring you up to speed: I collect bizarre things to freak out people who use my guest bathroom. Mainly, it's to tell if they snoop. It's hard to keep your composure when you sneak a peek in my medicine cabinet and find a gigantic tub of "Man Spackle." A HA! Gotcha! Some of the things are just wall candy. A little somethin' somethin' to gaze at while you accomplish your goals in there. I just bought this for that.
Added 3 Years Ago from McPhee -
Really could have used this when I accidentally opened that giant bottle of champagne
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tired of LiveStrong and WWJD bracelets and all the other positive message bracelets out there? Promote your favorite of the seven deadly sins instead.
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paint-by-numbers last supper on a box. I hope it comes already painted!!!
Added 3 Years Ago from McPhee -
eww... and yet somehow I can't stop looking at it. Perfect lunchbox for your little bacon lover.
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This one just makes me smile- nothing goes together quite like bacon and eggs. great for your grocery shopping.
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there is nothing like telling the truth to get a few laughs.
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Cute cute cute. Even in a cupcake crowd, there is always one who goes bad...
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great way to find out who actually reads those wrist bands anyway! Bands have inscriptions that show the other side of all those uplifting bracelets out there - irony, ennui, confused, and misanthrope.
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Perfect for wrapping your husband's Christmas present or your cousin's (finally) Coming Out of the Closet party gift.
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I am totally repulsed and yes, I would try it out in a heartbeat.
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I saw these and thought of my ex-husband. No, not because there is a tiny corn dog on the front. Because they beg the question, "Would anyone actually EAT these?" And knowing him, I can provide the answer. "Yes."
Added 4 Years Ago from McPhee -
Perfect for getting your teen to degunk their braces after lunch at school.
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Everybody loves bacon
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If you keep eating BBMBs (Bacon, Bacon and more Bacon sandwiches) like that, you are definitely going to need a bigger belt.
