Combat Mod Squad Affonso
No doubt about it, Affonso is one bad rhino. But here's the thing- take off that assault rifle and he starts to look... cute. Get this guy for your family collection and eventually the kids will get to wondering about the silver plated horns- at which point you can drag his rifle out of the safe house. His friend Titus the bear also comes in a scooter edition. LE of 500.