Seasonal Dress Up Cat Figurine
Nothing screams SPRING like a cat figurine in seasonal dress clothes.
This is why Americans consume entirely too much plastic that can't be recycled. Sure, this is funny, but is it really worth the extra landfill space?
There is no better way to scare the crap out of roomates than with the Pyscho Shower Curtain. Luckily they'll already be in the bathroom when you freak them out!
Probably even more ironic than the Jesus tape, we've now got Jesus band-aids. The true treasure though is the box they come in: "free toy inside?" I don't even want to know.
Do I impact global warming by being such a hot mama? If affirmative, would you say less CO2 than a cow fart but more than a goat burp?