Nowadays it's like the "wild wild west" everyone including rappers, skaters, and regular joes are wearing this bandanas to cover their mouths like bandits. I like this one from Etsy. Click over for more different views.
You can take talking with your hands to a new level with this little ring named for the famous Agathe Christie mustachioed sleuth, Hercule Poirot. ...or take the stinky Sanchez up to a classy new level. Your choice.
...I guess it was only a matter of time before someone found a proper way to put a mustache on a bike. Somehow, someway -- they managed to do it in a perfect, perfect way.
A craftier version of the Flava Flav clock? Maybe. This mustache embroidered on linen in a 3 in embroidery hoop definitely is unique. I'm not sure that I could pull this off... could you?