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~Other uses? Trivia Game, Truth or Dare, Lifehacks and NY '09 Resolutions, Chore Chart, Jewelry Organizer..... so much more...~ It's like XMas at Studio 54! "Pass the 'nog, Andy! Powdered sugar for my holiday cookies? No, Bianc... ~Other uses? Trivia Game, Truth or Dare, Lifehacks and NY '09 Resolutions, Chore Chart, Jewelry Organizer..... so much more...~ It's like XMas at Studio 54! "Pass the 'nog, Andy! Powdered sugar for my holiday cookies? No, Bianca, I think I'll pass....." I'll be honest. When it comes to advent calendars... well.... I'm a whore. Yes. I'm an advent calendar whore. I can't help it! It's not so much about the countdown for me as it is about all the little nooks and crannies and boxes and pouches containing treasures. I don't care if they're cheap, tacky, ridiculous treasures. The anticipation is delicious. "Yay, it's a new day! I wonder what piece of crap I get today?" I have been heard to trill as I leap and bound (well, roll and waddle) down the stairs every morning. (The fact that I am the only adult in the house and the one who restocked last season's calendar, and thus am in possession of the Crap 411 ie "What's Inside the Boxes," is something I choose to ignore. That's why I check early in the morning, before caffeine.) I love this one in particular because it has so many non-advent calendar usages. From creative party food display (fill the boxes with truffles or hors d'oeuvres, leaving some doors open so that people can see what's inside, and set it on the buffet), to a jewelry box (if you're very organized you can print up a list of what numbers correspond to which pieces and attach it to the back) or come up with a game (trivia or Memory perhaps?) to play at an event. Fun fashion pictures from the 80's (neon, jelly shoes, Aqua Net) that you print in pairs can go behind doors for a Memory-type game. Or type up baby questions or naughty sex truth-or-dare questions for a baby or bridal shower. How about putting a New Year's resolution or lifehack idea into each compartment and opening one a week in 2009? Or favorite quotes/relationship advice for an amazing wedding present? Whatever. It's all good. Or so says the whore.
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Another one to add to the "Alternative Crafting" shelf..... from Amazon: Editorial Reviews Product Description Fulfill your sex kitten fantasies and your crafting jones at the same time: knit naughty! Naughty Needles is a ... Another one to add to the "Alternative Crafting" shelf..... from Amazon: Editorial Reviews Product Description Fulfill your sex kitten fantasies and your crafting jones at the same time: knit naughty! Naughty Needles is a fun and feisty knitting adventure filled with designs that can go from bedroom to costume party and back again. Play it sweet in a Fembot babydoll nightie or sex it up in Hootchie Kootchie pasties. When you’re feeling frisky, knit up the Baby Blue-Ball Gag or play dress-up in the naughty nurse cap or the felted Red Riding Hood cape. New and experienced knitters alike will find inventive and easy-to-follow patterns. And since the garments aren’t exactly full-coverage, they don’t take much time to complete. With inspiration from retro icons like surfer Gidget, Mrs. Robinson, and cavegirl Raquel Welch, Nikol Lohr pushes the boundaries of the traditional “wifely” crafts into the age of Sex and the City and cuddle parties. Part how-to guide, part peep show, Naughty Needles is a brash, tongue-in-cheek take on an age-old art. From the demure to the bizarre, with a splash of fetish thrown in, these are the projects that will make you smile–and make your partner growwwwl. About the Author Nikol Lohr is the thirty-something creator of DisgruntledHousewife.com and the brand-new ThriftyKnitter.com, as well as the co-queenie of cooking site OutOfTheFryingPan.com and chick site SmileAndActNice.com. She and her websites have rated mention in numerous publications, including Wired, Playboy, The Guardian, Glamour, the New York Times, Cosmopolitan, the Los Angeles Times, the Sydney Herald, the San Francisco Chronicle, Entertainment Weekly, Paper, and Fortune. As a champion of the wifely arts, Lohr can cook, sew, crochet, knit, needlepoint, embroider, decoupage, print, grow things, fix things, and generally craft her ass off. A longtime resident of Austin, Texas, Lohr recently moved to rural Kansas, where she is rehabilitating four old school buildings into a secluded arts retreat.
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Red silk garter holding up black cashmere thigh-highs? Really, you can't go wrong with that look this holiday season... from the site: Lustrous satin garter belt finishes the romantic wardrobe with sensuality and shine. ... Red silk garter holding up black cashmere thigh-highs? Really, you can't go wrong with that look this holiday season... from the site: Lustrous satin garter belt finishes the romantic wardrobe with sensuality and shine. * Elasticized to fit most sizes. * Interlock clasp closure at back. * Finished with silver garter clips.
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She's going to get cold if she takes the sled..... from the site: Embrace erotic exposure in our chic open triangle bra. Crafted in lustrous satin, layer over a top or dare to wear alone. * All-over ruching. * St... She's going to get cold if she takes the sled..... from the site: Embrace erotic exposure in our chic open triangle bra. Crafted in lustrous satin, layer over a top or dare to wear alone. * All-over ruching. * Stretch to fit.
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Pair this corset belt with Kiki's Boyfriend Shirt and some delicious heels and you have one hell of a sexy Santa suit..... Kiki's products are beautifully made but a bit cost prohibitive. If they fall outside your "sex budget,"... Pair this corset belt with Kiki's Boyfriend Shirt and some delicious heels and you have one hell of a sexy Santa suit..... Kiki's products are beautifully made but a bit cost prohibitive. If they fall outside your "sex budget," at least use them for inspiration to hunt down more moderately priced versions. from the site: Discover the most modern incarnation of the corset. Woven elastic body edged in leather creates an unforgettably feminine shape. * Closed with silver hook-and-eyes on one side and corset lacing on the other.
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If your boyfriend or husband wears $400 white shirts that are this sumptuous, you need to rip up your letter to Santa. You have all you need.
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No peeking at your presents.... From the Site: Explore sensual boundaries with this exquisitely crafted blindfold. Delicate French lace is finished with shimmering hand-beaded accents and rich satin. * Hand-beaded Fre... No peeking at your presents.... From the Site: Explore sensual boundaries with this exquisitely crafted blindfold. Delicate French lace is finished with shimmering hand-beaded accents and rich satin. * Hand-beaded French lace. * Satin tie closure. * Semi-sheer.
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When Santa is away, Mrs. Claus has to wait to play..... from Kiki: Get hooked on these gorgeously crafted leather restraint cuffs with a chic profile. Brilliant silver accents and a padlock and key closure are made for roman... When Santa is away, Mrs. Claus has to wait to play..... from Kiki: Get hooked on these gorgeously crafted leather restraint cuffs with a chic profile. Brilliant silver accents and a padlock and key closure are made for romantic attachments. * Doubled construction features slim cuff layered over cuff. * Buckle closure cuff. * Silver padlock closure comes with key. * Attach erotic accessories with clips to silver loops on cuffs. * For use as accessory or light fantasy play only. All Kiki De Montparnasse packages include compli- mentary gift wrapping.
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Perhaps it is because I'm in such a Christmas mood tonight that my first thought upon seeing this was... "Rudolph." Alas, it is not a reindeer antler. But you know that. From Kiki: A long sensual curve with dedicated end ... Perhaps it is because I'm in such a Christmas mood tonight that my first thought upon seeing this was... "Rudolph." Alas, it is not a reindeer antler. But you know that. From Kiki: A long sensual curve with dedicated end baubles targets either G Spot or Prostate triggers. * Medical grade stainless steel. * Perfect for partner play or self love. * Curvature creates calming, smooth effect.
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I don't know if I've EVER been $895 worth of naughty but if I one day reach that benchmark, this is at least a stylish way to get put in my place. Note: There is a less-expensive black leather version on the site as well. Fr... I don't know if I've EVER been $895 worth of naughty but if I one day reach that benchmark, this is at least a stylish way to get put in my place. Note: There is a less-expensive black leather version on the site as well. From Kiki: Genuine Crocodile skin covered paddle.
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Black. Like Coal. That's what you get if you've been naughty.... from the site: Striking and sensual, this silk chiffon wrap-style romper features dramatic proportions edged in tonal satin for a dark glamour. * Wra... Black. Like Coal. That's what you get if you've been naughty.... from the site: Striking and sensual, this silk chiffon wrap-style romper features dramatic proportions edged in tonal satin for a dark glamour. * Wraparound construction. * Self tie in satin. * Flared sleeves. * Satin trim at collar, cuffs and hem. All Kiki De Montparnasse packages include compli- mentary gift wrapping.
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Sexy skivvies for snow bunnies.... from the site: A silk chiffon teddy summons femininity with stunning simplicity. Easy wrap style balances provocative plunging effect with relaxed silhouette. * Piped in silk charmeu... Sexy skivvies for snow bunnies.... from the site: A silk chiffon teddy summons femininity with stunning simplicity. Easy wrap style balances provocative plunging effect with relaxed silhouette. * Piped in silk charmeuse. * Wrap styling finished with silk charmeuse tie. * Elastic gathering at waist. * Relaxed boyshort silhouette. All Kiki De Montparnasse packages include compli- mentary gift wrapping.
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I love the outfit. I'm not enthralled with the catchphrase "skong." It diverts my mind from the deviant depths it was crawling towards and fills it with images of a giant ape and a little Italian man jumping over barrels....
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It's like a dirty Berlitz lesson on your ass... From the site: French may not be all you learn in these deliciously naughty screen print panties. * mange-moi (eat me) * baise-moi (f*ck me) * aime-moi (love me)... It's like a dirty Berlitz lesson on your ass... From the site: French may not be all you learn in these deliciously naughty screen print panties. * mange-moi (eat me) * baise-moi (f*ck me) * aime-moi (love me) * fesse-moi (spank me) * attache-moi (tie me up)
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Stainless steel. Pretty cool. Check out the rest of the site for more.
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Make sure you check out the full range of pinup, movie, tattoo and horror items on this site. I'm going to rec a bunch so the descriptions will be pretty generic.
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Make sure you check out the full range of pinup, movie, tattoo and horror items on this site. I'm going to rec a bunch so the descriptions will be pretty generic.
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Make sure you check out the full range of pinup, movie, tattoo and horror items on this site. I'm going to rec a bunch so the descriptions will be pretty generic.
Added 5 Years Ago from eBay -
Make sure you check out the full range of pinup, movie, tattoo and horror items on this site. I'm going to rec a bunch so the descriptions will be pretty generic.
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Sexy, sassy switchplates on Etsy- check 'em all out.
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Sexy, sassy switchplates on Etsy- check 'em all out.
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Sexy, sassy switchplates on Etsy- check 'em all out.
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I find myself wondering what exactly a girl DID have to do to be initiated into the gang.... That's the question on the switch plate. In case you're wondering.
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Sexy, sassy switchplates on Etsy- check 'em all out.
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Sexy, sassy switchplates on Etsy- check 'em all out.
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Sexy, sassy switchplates on Etsy- check 'em all out.
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Sexy, sassy switchplates on Etsy- check 'em all out.
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Sexy, sassy switchplates on Etsy- check 'em all out.
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Sexy, sassy switchplates on Etsy- check 'em all out.
