Schrödinger's Cat Is Dead - T Shirt
There's something wonderfully, starkly wrong with this t-shirt and I like it. It basically says: Screw you, quantum physics. Screw your fancy-pants wave-functions and theoretical thought experiments, your billion dollar atom-smashers and snarky lab coats. The cat's DEAD. Get over it. For those not in the know, the famous physicist Schrödinger wrote a ridiculously lengthy, convoluted paper crammed with every scientific term he could find, that could just as easily have been written as follows: 1. Take a cat. Put him in a box. 2. Put a bomb in the box . The fuse may be faulty. Close the lid. 3. Maybe the bomb went off, maybe it didn't. The cat, according to the magic of Quantum Mechanics, is both alive and dead. PETA didn't exist at the time. Show your love of simplicity, smart science, geekery, and your general distrust of things with this shirt. White lettering on 100% black cotton.
Another stupid science joke. If you're a science geek, you need no explanation. FINE. Fine. The whole point of Quantum Physics is that there are no certainties - everything is a probability. If you throw a bal... Another stupid science joke. If you're a science geek, you need no explanation. FINE. Fine. The whole point of Quantum Physics is that there are no certainties - everything is a probability. If you throw a ball in the air, it's likely to fall back down, but it could also start falling up and get sucked into another universe or something. Whatever. You can't know anything for sure. Interestingly, the science has been 'proven' experimentally multiple times. Essentially this shirt is a play on words for science geeks. Perfect for the CERN technician or lab rat. Grey, 100% cotton with orange lettering.