ExcelRainMan: Personal Spreadsheet Guru
If you need to crunch some numbers but have no idea where to start, or your boss just asked you to create a pivot table and you have no idea what that means, you need the Excel Rain Man. Actually, he's a she, but the really important part is that she has mastered the art of Excel. She knows all of its dirty little secrets. And she will share them with you. For a price, of course. But when deadlines are approaching and/or job loss is pending, you may just want to pay the price of her considerable expertise.