Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
Each bar contains 12 servings of caffeine for your shower. Yes, caffeine can be absorbed through your skin. This is taking capitalist caffeine-addicted Americans to an entirely new level. Don't you get it? If you can't wake up, it's because you're not supposed to be up yet! Ah, but we must all go to work for the man. This is an easy way to get your morning hit of caffeine, if you must.