Sarcastic 8 Ball
There's no easier way to get rid of your most annoying coworker than to kill their dreams with a sarcastic fortune telling ball. Fun for all.
Do people really make their own rubber band balls? I don't think I could ever focus like that. But I do love these multicolored rubbers - fun to play catch with and even practical.
Why not? It's something to play with while you're stuck on neverending phone calls, and it just looks nice. Do we really need a reason?
Having a mental block? Sometimes you need fate to intervene to get through the work day. Just make sure you don't miss and attack your boss.