The Wally
Forget Wall-E, get The Wally. Another genius product for when you REALLY need to crack open that beer. Because carrying a card in your wallet is even more sneaky than a keychain bottle opener that looks like a key.
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Get ready to shock your friends when you pull out a hammer to open your next beer. I love how ridiculous this one is!
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I've always called them "Church Keys". Discrete shape blends in with your keys so you don't have to look like an alcoholic.
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Credit card bottle opener, an ultrathin credit card sized bottle opener. Designed to fit in the credit card slot of your wallet. You'll have it on hand whenever you need to crack open a cold one.
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Keep on counting how many bottles you've opened long after you're unable to. Its built-in mini computer records every opening and displays a running total on its digital display screen. Although the it goes into sleep mode after 1... Keep on counting how many bottles you've opened long after you're unable to. Its built-in mini computer records every opening and displays a running total on its digital display screen. Although the it goes into sleep mode after 15 seconds of inactivity to save power, the running total is stored, so there's no escaping the truth about how many you've knocked back.
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This wall-mountable bunny puts his big buck teeth to use by easily opening your bottles!
Tags: kitchen, cooking, kitchen tools, beer, beverages, bottles, drinking, bottle openers, bartendingAdded 4 Years Ago from Perpetualkid -
I need one of these mounted in my bathroom, one in the kitchen, one at work and one by my bedside for when, you know, you have a bad dream and wake up with the cold sweats.
Added 5 Years Ago from Restoration Hardware -
Stop ruining your teeth because you can't find a bottle opener! This one sticks to the fridge so you'll never have to go looking for it. Nor will you have to nail it into your wall and hope it sticks. This works magically, and mak... Stop ruining your teeth because you can't find a bottle opener! This one sticks to the fridge so you'll never have to go looking for it. Nor will you have to nail it into your wall and hope it sticks. This works magically, and makes drinking your beer that much easier. Mmmm. Heineken...
Added 5 Years Ago from Suck -
A bottle opener is something that almost everyone needs. The problem, you buy these cheap ones and they break midway through your case of keystone bottle. Stop being so cheap and get this one. It's cool, anyways.
Added 5 Years Ago from Greener Grass Design
