You know it's going to be bad when you, the ultra warrior space marine in mechanized armour lands on the barren death-scape where the hordes of hell have started pouring out of the rifts. You look down, and realized that even in the future, sometimes the military forgets to gjve its soldiers everything they need. Thats when you luckily find this crowbar! You can open doors, whoop enemies, smash boxes, pry open manhole covers and other various things. Its the original multitool. Dont worry though, in about 20 minutes or so, you'll find the 9 mm pistol, then the shotgun, then the automatic. Thats why this shirt is so great. You'll never be without your crowbar again.

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