USB Missile Launcher
You know that Jack down the hall who throws spitballs into your cubicle when he thinks no one is looking? How Juvenile! Now you've got a secret weapon... ha ha.. Now, IT IS ON, BUDDY!
I know these cute little guys are on thisnext in other places, but if you are making a list of cute bird things they need to be here :)
Nobody will walk off with your pen again. Well, maybe they will. But they're sure to return something as memorable as this.
Ok I meditated and I still didn't get the answer! What do I do? Ask Buddha... Buddha? What should I do? Rub your belly? uhm... ok.