LOOKIN' FOR JESUS SHOPPER
This just seems all wrong.
It's the Holy Water Water Bottle that redeems parched sinners! Tap into it! Holds 20oz.
It wasn't too long ego that WWJD bracelets swept the nation. However, did the people really know what Jesus would do? Maybe, but here's the sure way to get answers.
Probably even more ironic than the Jesus tape, we've now got Jesus band-aids. The true treasure though is the box they come in: "free toy inside?" I don't even want to know.