If you're anything like me (you know, with sleeping disorders and such), alarm clocks do you no good. They go off, you turn it off and you don't even remember doing it. This one goes off and runs away from you. That should do the trick.
Wake up to sunshine and the sound of birds with this early bird alarm clock!
Are you feline groggy? Take a cat nap with this mask!
Shiver me timbers, it's time for a weeeee nappy!
I love the idea of a pillow that looks like a big wooden club. Can you imagine the pillow fights with this thing. And no splinters when you whack someone over the head with it.