If you're anything like me (you know, with sleeping disorders and such), alarm clocks do you no good. They go off, you turn it off and you don't even remember doing it. This one goes off and runs away from you. That should do the trick.
Wake up to sunshine and the sound of birds with this early bird alarm clock!
Rise and Shine! When the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same time, the buxom blonde dancer gyrates around her pole under the spinning disco ball
Are you feline groggy? Take a cat nap with this mask!
Shiver me timbers, it's time for a weeeee nappy!