Michael Jackson Mask
Why, it doesn't matter if you're black or white, you can just beat it! Stop saying trick or treat, I'm not allowed to be within 50 yards of children.
I can't possibly imagine who this mask is modeled after. But for some reason while wearing it I want to do a monster dance.
Oh wow. This is intense. Perfect if you know how to moonwalk. I actually met a guy who wore a hat like this around with the hair bunched underneath so he could randomly break out his impressions.
Why are you wearing that? " 'Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a Material Girl!"