ZING! Launch Your Lunch Pro Food Fighting Utensil
I can't think of a single reason why this is a good idea for anyone to own. However, my lacking maturity disregards that fact and hails this as the great utensil of all time.
Looking to corrupt the favorite male in your life --- get 'em a mustache, a knife and smoking cigarettes. Well, this Ultimate Bad Boy Bag will corrupt guys of any age with all sorts of bad stuff.
I don't drink coffee... therefore I very rarely hold a coffee mug! However, this is one mug I'd drink my Diet Coke out of!
Bring the digital black bar to real life with these shades. If nothing else, they'll be great for hilarious, albeit random pictures.