Radio-controlled Water Cannons
A pool toy that you can control. Engage is all out pool battles.
Just awesome. Obviously.
Getting older sucks, but it also means having friends with kids old enough to traumatize. I anticipate getting this book for a couple of people I know before too much longer...
I can't think of a single reason why this is a good idea for anyone to own. However, my lacking maturity disregards that fact and hails this as the great utensil of all time.
Warfare without the death. Let's do it! My apartment will never be the same if we all had these. DO WANT!