Swiss Army Memory Tool
Everytime my boyfriend sees this in a store he instantly picks it up, and then puts it back. He's the far more sensible one in our relationship. The tool combines his insatiable need to be glued to his computer with the outdoorsy functionality of a Swiss Army product, albeit a little more city-fied. And when he opens his little pressie he's going to be happy, and then chastise me for spending "too much money" on him. Love it.