A friend sent me a card from Ripe. It says "it burns when i pee." on the outside and "how are you doing?" on the inside. So damn random and funny. I've been buying these cards since and my friends and I love them. They are the anti-hallmark and not for people who are easily offended. They also have divorce and breakup cards - the stuff you can't find at your local CVS. Great for people who want to be more edgy than standard stuff.