Morning Sucks Soap
Close those freakin' shades! I'm being blinded by the freakin' sun! And where the hell's my coffee? You call this coffee???
There was a little summer camp song about a little bar of soap... wasn't there? Maybe this is it?
Lather up with this yummy scented soap and you’ll be craving a fresh PB+J right away! For a final touch it’s sliced like an actual sandwich!
Is the man in your life too rugged for sudsing up? With this tough guy soap, he can still feel like the manly man that he is, lol.
We all know at least one person who qualifies as a cougar! This is the perfect gift for that person....let them know that you are on to their ways!