Not-So-Nice Candy Heart Stickers
Those candy hearts for Valentine's Day always tasted gross to me... even as a child I would pass on the sugary confections for a serving of paste, or crayon, or paint chip... anyway, I digress... These little stickers have the phrases you wish you could say, but etiquette and karma prevent you from verbalizing. "Not if you were the last person on Earth" "Need love? Get a pet" Poignant, snarky, funny... just how I like my Valentine's Day.