Darth Vader Projector Alarm Clock
May the force fill your stocking. I want mine filled with Dark chocolate.
I will turn your nuts to the Dark Side. I will crack open those who do not bend to my will. It is the force.
When you want your toast a little on the dark side. Honestly, it looks like the toast would be both too burnt and too light, and entirely too awesome. Yeah, that's right, too AWESOME!