"1. connect part a to b... 2. insert ice into glass and add vodka to tonic..." MikWright Card
Inside: 1. connect part a to part b using parts e,f, and g. 2. insert ice into glass and add vodka to tonic. 3. connect lips to glass and liquid to mouth. 4. repeat steps 2 and 3 as necessary. 5. happy holidays. *Note: Many MikWright cards are also available as coasters, accessories, etc. on the site.
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A simple little magnetic hedgehog in various colors to hold your paperclips. Designed by Mika J H Kim for Alessi.
Added 2 Years Ago from Allmodernlighting -
You can jump to your own conclusions with this one... 4"x 4" foam MikWright coaster. durable, washable, absorbent. "once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright a... You can jump to your own conclusions with this one... 4"x 4" foam MikWright coaster. durable, washable, absorbent. "once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional items for your holiday partying pleasure...
Added 3 Years Ago from Mikwright -
Greeting cards take up space in your home and space in your schedule. (Last minute runs to Hallmark, anyone?) But who says you have to have a card for every holiday under the sun? LCD cards have 2 rows of embossed digital font, so... Greeting cards take up space in your home and space in your schedule. (Last minute runs to Hallmark, anyone?) But who says you have to have a card for every holiday under the sun? LCD cards have 2 rows of embossed digital font, so that you can write a personalized message on each. How streamlined is that?!
Tags: storage, containers, paper, organization, stationary, letters, organizers, organizing, organizeAdded 4 Years Ago from Charles and Marie -
Fun and flirty handmade crafts!!!!
Added 4 Years Ago from Etsy -
I think anyone here who has seen one of my myriad reviews for the JunkMail Greetings line knows that I'm mildly addicted to the sarcastic wit and wisdom of these greeting cards. So you can imagine how excited I am to discover t... I think anyone here who has seen one of my myriad reviews for the JunkMail Greetings line knows that I'm mildly addicted to the sarcastic wit and wisdom of these greeting cards. So you can imagine how excited I am to discover that they've come out with a 2009 Desk Calendar. I'll be stuffing my stocking with one, thank you very much. Kissy kissy to me. from the site: January - Congratulations on your mediocrity. February - If you can't get your dignity back, at least get your underwear. March - Oh, snap. April - And to think, your mom said you'd never amount to anything. May - Your probation officer must be so proud. June - Welcome to reality. Here's your shovel. July - The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. August - Check yourself before you wreck yourself. September - My therapist warned me about people like you. October - You say, 'tomato'. I say, 'shut the hell up'. November - I admire your low standards. December - He sees you when you're sleeping. Kinda creepy.
Added 5 Years Ago from Big Cartel -
A fabulous Milwaukee shop in the Third Ward that carries in store and online a wide variety of paper products for all of your holiday, wedding and entertaining needs. They do a wonderful job of selecting lines that are already fav... A fabulous Milwaukee shop in the Third Ward that carries in store and online a wide variety of paper products for all of your holiday, wedding and entertaining needs. They do a wonderful job of selecting lines that are already favorites here on TN (like Bob's Your Uncle) PLUS introducing you to many more designers that you will immediately love. If you're a local, make sure you check the Workshops & Events link for creative ways for women AND men to spend some crafty time having some fun in the store.
Added 5 Years Ago from Broadwaypaper -
How cute is this? Relive the classic Charlie Brown Christmas special with this fun table top decoration. This is too adorable.
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..."Fa la la la la-la la la la." I know, I know, how many Junkmail recs can one person do? I can't help it. Love this line.
Added 5 Years Ago from Big Cartel -
~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in to your free account or it won't accept the code. I don't know how long it will last so take advantage of it now!~~ from the sit... ~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in to your free account or it won't accept the code. I don't know how long it will last so take advantage of it now!~~ from the site: Ha! Get it? Balls! Set of 12 cards with "Nice Balls" printed inside. Imported. Wipe clean. * Includes: 12 cards and envelopes * Cards: 5"w, 7"h * Paper
Tags: cards, stationary, hostess gifts, funny, holidays, Christmas, stocking stuffers, christmas cards, 10 Bucks or LessAdded 5 Years Ago from Urban Outfitters -
from the site: Set of 20 colorful holiday cards and envelopes. Cards measure 5 X 7 inches. Inside reads, "Fins to the Left, Fins to the Right! Hope your holidays are Merry and Bright!"
Tags: gifts, cards, stationary, hostess gifts, holidays, Christmas, tropical, jimmy buffett, margaritavilleAdded 5 Years Ago from Margaritavilleretail -
Ha. HAHAHAHA.
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I'm all for the crowd surfing of unsuspecting carolers. Just so you know.
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Ummm... yeah. Happy holidays....
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maybeyoushoulddie cards on Etsy.... when you have something to say and don't really care who you offend in saying it....
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Another great Bob's Your Uncle creation...
Added 5 Years Ago from Alwaysbrilliant -
Check out Jack Cards' full line of greeting cards. Pretty funny stuff.
Added 5 Years Ago from Jackcards -
Whether you need to say "Congratuf*ckinglations" or "Merry F*cking Christmas," this line has a card that will get the job done.
Added 5 Years Ago from Jackcards -
Check out the Jack Cards' site for a full list of great holiday cards...
Added 5 Years Ago from Jackcards -
Shown is San Francisco (think "six sourdoughs a rising") but many more cities are to be found on the site.
Added 5 Years Ago from Jackcards -
Whether you need to create photo holiday cards and invites or simply discover that your printer is out of ink at a crucial moment, head to the Walgreens online photo center and send them your images. An hour later, they will be re... Whether you need to create photo holiday cards and invites or simply discover that your printer is out of ink at a crucial moment, head to the Walgreens online photo center and send them your images. An hour later, they will be ready at your local store. A real timesaver.
Added 5 Years Ago from Walgreens -
The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... "dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please e-mail me the dimensions of ... The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... "dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please e-mail me the dimensions of your ass, because i don't think this is gonna work. love, emily"
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"and here's the guy who drives the tractor that pulls the combine that harvests the grain that makes the alcohol that destroys my liver." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctiona... "and here's the guy who drives the tractor that pulls the combine that harvests the grain that makes the alcohol that destroys my liver." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and other accessories on the MikWright site.
Added 5 Years Ago from Mikwright -
From MikWright: "Inside you'll find incredibly fun printed (non photo attached) holiday cards with all the holiday humor you expect from MikWright! INSIDE reads: "monica, dear, there is no santa. now be a sweetheart and fix momm... From MikWright: "Inside you'll find incredibly fun printed (non photo attached) holiday cards with all the holiday humor you expect from MikWright! INSIDE reads: "monica, dear, there is no santa. now be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini". (happy holidays). 12 cards with envelopes."
Added 5 Years Ago from Mikwright -
The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these are also available as napkins, photo albums, cards and other accessories... The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these are also available as napkins, photo albums, cards and other accessories on the MikWright site. "now why did i come into the kitchen? oh yeah, to fart."
Added 5 Years Ago from Mikwright -
The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and othe... The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and other accessories on the MikWright site. "kids!!! are those your father's special balloons from the bedroom nightstand? season's greetings."
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"speaking of fruit cakes, when does your nephew get in from san francisco? pass the cranberries." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card sw... "speaking of fruit cakes, when does your nephew get in from san francisco? pass the cranberries." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, coasters, photo albums and accessories on the MikWright site.
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"it's sort of the one i wanted. but hell, i can always regift it. happy holidays." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure..... "it's sort of the one i wanted. but hell, i can always regift it. happy holidays." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums and coasters on the MikWright site.
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"the kids? out back playing with their new empty boxes. season's greetings." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... Ma... "the kids? out back playing with their new empty boxes. season's greetings." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums and coasters on the MikWright site.
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"momma loves her some eggnog..... season's greetings." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... Many of these cards are ... "momma loves her some eggnog..... season's greetings." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums and accessories on the MikWright site.
