Stuart Weitzman black patent leather 'Charleston' pumps

Stuart Weitzman black patent leather 'Charleston' pumps

Please, someone - anyone - buy these and let me live vicariously through you. They don't have them in my size, but between the ribbon, the 4" platform and the black patent leather, I can't find a single thing not to love. Also, they are marked down from $285 to $121.99 (that's a 56% discount on Stuart Weitzman - pretty terrific).