John McCain Mask
I know someone out there will use this in bed. Republicans are closet freaks like that.
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The perfect sweet treat for any Lego lover. Edible Lego shaped blocks. Hand out for halloween or eat anytime of the year.
Added 2 Years Ago from Stupid -
Another weird and random Halloween costume for your little one. Dress them up like a Keatchup packet! Everyone will want to squeeze them
Added 2 Years Ago from Stupid -
Awesome Halloween costume for a stinkly lil' oe. Fits 3-9 month olds and makes them forest fresh! Hilarious.
Added 2 Years Ago from Stupid -
Perfect for Halloween. A jello mold shaped like a severed human hand. Oooh, save me a finger!
Added 2 Years Ago from Stupid -
Yeah, I know you can make em yourself, but hey I've been living under a rock, who knew, I didn't YEAHHH time to give em the thumb!
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A fetus cookie cutter, this may end up being a bit too much for me, but a truly rare find.
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These faux-fancy dinner napkins are genius. Experience all the joys of getting gussied-up without even trying. A pack of 20 quality 3-ply paper napkins printed with a range of four elegant neck-ties. Each napkin measures approx... These faux-fancy dinner napkins are genius. Experience all the joys of getting gussied-up without even trying. A pack of 20 quality 3-ply paper napkins printed with a range of four elegant neck-ties. Each napkin measures approximately 12.75" square. $6
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Remember Pop Rocks? How cool they felt popping in your mouth? Well here's a new version: candy that FOAMS in your mouth!
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A Clock so strange, Dali would have it himself if he were alive... A fish rotates around the clock once a minute while Dali's moustache tells the time. A surreal Alarm Clock is the perfect way to wake you up and smack you with... A Clock so strange, Dali would have it himself if he were alive... A fish rotates around the clock once a minute while Dali's moustache tells the time. A surreal Alarm Clock is the perfect way to wake you up and smack you with your own realism at 6:30am! Has snooze alarm and light. Operates on one AA battery (not included). Comes boxed with instructional booklet. Measures 4" in diameter with 2.25" face. Stands at 2.5" tall. $23.99
Added 3 Years Ago from Stupid -
Before your eyes, the figure of each person transforms into something highly unnatural!
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Help our guy get those pesky gummy bugs out of his tummy! Just open up the incision in his belly, and extract the parasites from his gut with the included tweezers; then, put the blood-suckers into your mouth and enjoy delicious g... Help our guy get those pesky gummy bugs out of his tummy! Just open up the incision in his belly, and extract the parasites from his gut with the included tweezers; then, put the blood-suckers into your mouth and enjoy delicious gummy goodness!
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Rise and Shine! When the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same time, the buxom blonde dancer gyrates around her pole under the spinning disco ball
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Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints. Warning: consistent use of this Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints may have a negative impact on your social and love life!
Added 4 Years Ago from Stupid -
Getting older sucks, but it also means having friends with kids old enough to traumatize. I anticipate getting this book for a couple of people I know before too much longer...
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Maybe I just have a mischievous streak, but I think this would be a great bag to carry to those hippy grocery co-ops where everyone is super smug and they sell things like tempeh and seitan.
Added 4 Years Ago from Stupid -
We know you love your job. You are well paid. Get great inner satisfaction. And the Boss fully appreciates the amazing work that you do. In fact, there is only one thing that can make your idyllic job any better -- and that is you... We know you love your job. You are well paid. Get great inner satisfaction. And the Boss fully appreciates the amazing work that you do. In fact, there is only one thing that can make your idyllic job any better -- and that is your own personal stripper on your desktop! Until now, that dream was just a fantasy. But thanks to the USB Pole Dancer, your fantasy can come true. This bikini-wearing hottie plugs into your computer's USB port and audio port. When sound plays on your system, she dances and gyrates around the pole and performs some truly seductive moves.
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Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady with a house full of cats and a slightly wild look in her eye.
Added 4 Years Ago from Shinyshack -
These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw.
Added 4 Years Ago from Perpetualkid -
i love unusual coaster sets
Added 4 Years Ago from Stupid -
This is kind of a creepy robotic "Thing". Maybe it'll fetch me the Addams Family... or play their theme song...
Added 5 Years Ago from Stupid -
It's Mr. Bill! When you've got rage pent up for your boss or sister or wife or husband ... take it out on Mr. Bill... he doesn't mind.
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I guess having a gross big nose guy snot out your eye whites is easier than just separating the egg yourself... maybe. Please at least hide him while you're not using it.
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these are so funny and cute...and now you can do it to obama! it comes with all sorts of accessories so you can have at it!
Added 5 Years Ago from Stupid -
show people you think its time for change...literally. the watch also come in wrist form and is sure to be a GREAT gift this season.
Added 5 Years Ago from Stupid -
what person doesn't love a good pun? this is patriotic and...well, who couldn't use a can opener?
Added 5 Years Ago from Stupid -
Completely gross.
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Liek totally
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TIMING IS EVERYTHING SHEMP! EVEN A STOOGE KNOWS WHATS GOOD! LEGALIZE IT! YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! SHEMP KNEW!
Added 5 Years Ago from Stupid -
if you need some bling on your teeth, it might as well have some candy attached to it!
