Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon

Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon

These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw.

  • Help our guy get those pesky gummy bugs out of his tummy! Just open up the incision in his belly, and extract the parasites from his gut with the included tweezers; then, put the blood-suckers into your mouth and enjoy delicious g... Help our guy get those pesky gummy bugs out of his tummy! Just open up the incision in his belly, and extract the parasites from his gut with the included tweezers; then, put the blood-suckers into your mouth and enjoy delicious gummy goodness!

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