Mr Zogs Quick Humps Surf Wax
My favorite wax... and I've tried them all!
It's simply the best wax.
This stuff has been around for ages and is used, if I'm not mistaken, for keeping one's board maintained. But it sounds SUPER dirty, doesn't it? It also comes in snowboard, skateboard, hockey and other assorted "flavors."
Wax up those boards ladies! This wax is beneficial to the oceans, air, water, land, and the creatures of the sea and is completely nontoxic.
If crack had a smell (oh..well maybe it does...I wouldn't know), this would be it. The best smell in the world.