The Pessimist's Mug
Despair, Inc. does it again! This mug has a line half way down that reads, "The glass is now half empty". Perfect for those pessimists or annoying optimists you know. Oh how I love office humor!
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Give to friends who don't believe in global warming.
Added 2 Years Ago from Gift-ideaz -
This is a ceramic, double walled (for insulation), coffee cup that resembles a take-out paper cup. This particular design has a silicone lid that securely attaches to the cup. The outside is matte and the inside is glazed. I ... This is a ceramic, double walled (for insulation), coffee cup that resembles a take-out paper cup. This particular design has a silicone lid that securely attaches to the cup. The outside is matte and the inside is glazed. I prefer a version that Starbucks put out a few months ago. Their version is pretty much the same, but the outside is glazed (and of course has their logo) and the lid is plastic with a silicone liner to keep liquids sealed in. The key difference between the two is the price. "I Am Not A Paper Cup" is roughly $20 and the Starbucks version is $12. The upsides to either is that if you are a daily coffee drinker, you don't have to trash a paper cup and plastic lid every time you get take-out coffee. The downside is that both of them hold about 8 oz. - not favorable if you normally order a "grande" at Starbucks. Another issue for commuters is that it is not spill-proof or splash-proof. And finally, the Starbucks version CANNOT go into the microwave.
Added 4 Years Ago from Chiasso -
Poor Stan got caught between a mug and a hard place. But on a positive note, he’s now highly specialized at protecting your desk and coffee table from drips, rings, and stains.
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This Alice In Wonderland mug is sooo awesome! It features the cheshire cat and when you add your hot coffee or tea, the cat disappears and only his smile remains!
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The Pessimist's Mug™ has been specifically engineered by our chronically cynical friends at Despair Laboratories™ and it's the ideal gift for anyone who worships at the altar of Larry David. That's because this crystal-clear glass... The Pessimist's Mug™ has been specifically engineered by our chronically cynical friends at Despair Laboratories™ and it's the ideal gift for anyone who worships at the altar of Larry David. That's because this crystal-clear glass mug features a halfway marker underneath which the words 'This glass is now half-empty' are printed. So whenever things are looking up, one glance at the Pessimist's Mug will soon remind you that life can only get worse. Which isn't such a bad thing, because once you get used to eternal pessimism it can be just as agreeable as groundless optimism.
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These ingenious drinking vessels have got a series of coloured strips inside, a bit like those colour charts you see in paint shops. The idea is to ask what colour people prefer their tea and coffee and then match it to the select... These ingenious drinking vessels have got a series of coloured strips inside, a bit like those colour charts you see in paint shops. The idea is to ask what colour people prefer their tea and coffee and then match it to the selected strip by adding the right amount of milk. Clever, eh? And no more tar-like tea or insipid, dishwater-style coffee.
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Celebrate original sin with your morning coffee! This ceramic mug is printed at the sides with an Adam and Eve graphic that hides a secret surprise: fill it with hot liquid and watch those pesky fig leaves disappear.
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This hysterical mug comes in a designer tin like a snazzy watch. A classy, funny mug for the sarcastic few at the office. Note: Does not apply to people who are off on Mondays
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Life’s a tea party with this charming Tea for Two set made by Shinzi Katoh! This petite carafe comes with a bunny cap & a mesh sieve for loose teas. Set has 2 dainty patterned mugs too! All 3 items stack on top of one another for ... Life’s a tea party with this charming Tea for Two set made by Shinzi Katoh! This petite carafe comes with a bunny cap & a mesh sieve for loose teas. Set has 2 dainty patterned mugs too! All 3 items stack on top of one another for a cute presentation.
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Balancing a flat based coffee cup on a bended knee can lead to disaster! This clever ceramic mug solves that problem. With a curved base, it balances perfectly on your knee or thigh. It also can be placed on a flat surface. Comes ... Balancing a flat based coffee cup on a bended knee can lead to disaster! This clever ceramic mug solves that problem. With a curved base, it balances perfectly on your knee or thigh. It also can be placed on a flat surface. Comes in 6 bright colors.
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Perfect for commuters, this ceramic mug fits snugly between one's legs. No more reaching for coffee while driving! May also be used on a flat surface. Available in 5 bold colors.
Added 4 Years Ago from Pylones-usa -
This man-size coffee mug packs a serious punch! Do you take your morning brew light and sweet, or are you a hard hitting black coffee type? Either way, you’ll get a fistful of your favorite beverage with this smashing new mu... This man-size coffee mug packs a serious punch! Do you take your morning brew light and sweet, or are you a hard hitting black coffee type? Either way, you’ll get a fistful of your favorite beverage with this smashing new mug. Sleek ivory high-fire ceramic contrasts dramatically with the steely metallic handle.
Added 4 Years Ago from Fred & Friends -
Ooh la latte! Now here's a great way to start the day -- a graceful porcelain cup that adorns you with a sparkling solitaire diamond ring when you pick it up! But wait, here's the BEST part -- the 2-Carat Cup comes packed in an el... Ooh la latte! Now here's a great way to start the day -- a graceful porcelain cup that adorns you with a sparkling solitaire diamond ring when you pick it up! But wait, here's the BEST part -- the 2-Carat Cup comes packed in an elegant over-size jewelry box, so when you present it as a gift, all you see is the ring! (Err... not recommended for actual proposals.) White porcelain with "gold" ring and a geniune sparkling Swarovski crystal as the "diamond".
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This is basically what all my mugs look like anyways, so I might as well just buy them looking like this.
Added 4 Years Ago from Urban Outfitters -
I don't drink coffee... therefore I very rarely hold a coffee mug! However, this is one mug I'd drink my Diet Coke out of!
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Funny, I've heard this f-bomb alternative used on numerous other shows.
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Cheesy, yes, but I need this. Hypnotic swirls line the inside while the 'yes, dear.' mantra is emblazoned in full view.
Added 4 Years Ago from Uncommon Goods -
Everyone seems to get a kick out of mustaches so this would make a pretty entertaining gift.
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I picked this up for my husband who is a cop...I love that the buyer must sign a waiver that the mug will not be used as a weapon!
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What's better than one coffee cup? Three coffee cups stacked inside of each other to create one extra tall cup extravaganza! A great gift for the sipper in your life, this unique mug will put a creative spin on the morning coffee ... What's better than one coffee cup? Three coffee cups stacked inside of each other to create one extra tall cup extravaganza! A great gift for the sipper in your life, this unique mug will put a creative spin on the morning coffee or afternoon tea party!
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Aarrrgh me maties! This Pirate Mug is great as it's oversized and can hold up to seventeen ounces of caffeinated delight (or any beverage you prefer). I use this mug every weekend for coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon... Aarrrgh me maties! This Pirate Mug is great as it's oversized and can hold up to seventeen ounces of caffeinated delight (or any beverage you prefer). I use this mug every weekend for coffee in the morning and tea in the afternoon. After I am done I just throw it in the dishwasher for use the next day. Perfect for waking up in the morning and for showing yer true colors!
