King Cobra Snake whiskey & Wine
Hmm... A cobra in my wine? This is NOT the present to give Indiana Jones.
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OK, so I lied in my initial description of this list. This is just gross and creepy -- but definitely different. And if you're looking for something unusual for some creepy person, this could do it. Geez, what am I doing making th... OK, so I lied in my initial description of this list. This is just gross and creepy -- but definitely different. And if you're looking for something unusual for some creepy person, this could do it. Geez, what am I doing making this list? I'm a hearts and flowers person! Oh well, that list will be next.
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Banana flavor is good... liqueur is good... so this must be great, eh?
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Hey guys, want me to run down to the store and pick up snacks for the game... you guys like bbq flavor right? How 'bout BBQ Scorpions?
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In China they are called 1000 year eggs, but they're preserved in an alkaline solution, and these ones are colored with green tea. They might smell like they're past their expiration, but that's because you have an "untrained nose... In China they are called 1000 year eggs, but they're preserved in an alkaline solution, and these ones are colored with green tea. They might smell like they're past their expiration, but that's because you have an "untrained nose".
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Apparently these are some mighty tasty Pointed Nose Grasshoppers! YUM! They're freshly picked during the rice harvesting season.
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This vodka is infused with a "farm-raised" scorpion. That's one farm animal Old McDonald never had! It imparts a specific flavor into the vodka, hopefully a flavor that goes well with cranberry!
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Hmm... I do like green curry... but I just hope the crocodile didn't have a clock and Capt Hook's hand in it...
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Sea Horses in my alcohol? Well... I could just get a bunch of jars and throw out my aquarium...
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Only the finest freshest Rino beetles are used... and then they're tossed in Thai herbs... yummy!
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That gecko better watch out when the Geico commercials run dry... he might not stay so dry himself!
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Hmm... spicy dipping paste made of bugs. So you can flavor your dried bugs with bug dip... Great for that ball game eh?
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This is what Santa drinks. Whiskey infused with Reindeer horns... I know, he told me!
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How many snakes can you fit in a bottle with some room left for a bit of whiskey? Go for three, I dare you!
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Yumm... Mekong River Eels in your wine. Yummy... Wine with river eels... at least they aren't the eels from Princess Bride.
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These Pregnant Crickets contain a high amount of protein and little fat... The ultimate diet food... especially since looking at them will keep me on my diet!
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For that Spider Lover on your gift list... or for the drunk who won't realize what he's drinking 'til he sobers up in rehab...
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Hmm... squid snacks! How quaint. I remember back in the day when all we had were fish fingers... these kids are so spoiled.
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Hmm... Dung Beetles. Try serving that to your dinner guests. I DARE you!
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These are a rare delicacy because they only produce eggs once a year. Try them with shallots and don't forget to cook them... 'cause I know you'll be tempted to try one right out of the jar! You're Sneaky!
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Hmm... salted ants. Why did you spray deet all over your house to kill them, when you're going to munch on them today? Weaver ants are a delicacy... especially the queen... and you're in luck 'cause these are on SALE!
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Try five types of bugs at once... it's like Mixed Nuts... but used to be more alive. You get bamboo worms, silk worms, big crickets, mole crickets and dung beetles. So everyone get their favorites!
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Hmm... This may or may not be the exact same centipede I flushed down my shower drain 2 years ago. I can't be sure.
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Want to try a taste of the exotic from your own backyard? Well, my backyard is Cali... and now you can get Cali King Snake Infused Whiskey... that's one alcohol with bite.
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Don't worry these aren't acutally scorpions... they just look like them. They're insects that suck fluid out of their prey and bite people's toes, but they're not scorpions, so there's nothing to worry about.
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Ohh... yummy what's even better than eating bugs? Eating rare bugs! These are only able to be collected one month of the year at the beginning of the rainy season. Aren't you lucky you can get a bag shipped right to you?
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Oh yummy! They caught some cuttlefish and fried them up and spiced them and skewed them so I could have a snack. (Don't watch Finding Nemo before eating this... that cuttlefish is too cute)
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Hmm.. these are jumbo sized grasshoppers! Actually if you think about it, shrimp are little more than sea grasshoppers... kinda?
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Hmm... Yummy. Curry Flavored! And if you put it under a blacklight they glow. Yumm, now they look like radioactive scorpions! My favorite!
