King Cobra Snake whiskey & Wine
Hmm... A cobra in my wine? This is NOT the present to give Indiana Jones.
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Banana flavor is good... liqueur is good... so this must be great, eh?
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This vodka is infused with a "farm-raised" scorpion. That's one farm animal Old McDonald never had! It imparts a specific flavor into the vodka, hopefully a flavor that goes well with cranberry!
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Sea Horses in my alcohol? Well... I could just get a bunch of jars and throw out my aquarium...
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That gecko better watch out when the Geico commercials run dry... he might not stay so dry himself!
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This is what Santa drinks. Whiskey infused with Reindeer horns... I know, he told me!
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How many snakes can you fit in a bottle with some room left for a bit of whiskey? Go for three, I dare you!
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Yumm... Mekong River Eels in your wine. Yummy... Wine with river eels... at least they aren't the eels from Princess Bride.
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For that Spider Lover on your gift list... or for the drunk who won't realize what he's drinking 'til he sobers up in rehab...
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Hmm... This may or may not be the exact same centipede I flushed down my shower drain 2 years ago. I can't be sure.
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Want to try a taste of the exotic from your own backyard? Well, my backyard is Cali... and now you can get Cali King Snake Infused Whiskey... that's one alcohol with bite.
