The Colbert Report: Stephen Colbert's "Colbert Nation" Bumpersticker
I'm a proud member of the Colbert Nation, with all the rights and responsibilities that pertain to that membership. I believe that bears and men with beards are not only threats to America, but they're dead to me. You can usually tell a citizen of the Colbert Nation by the intensely patriotic look on their face, their resolve in the debate over whether our current president is a "great president... or the greatest president", and their distrust of "facts" (we all know that facts have a known liberal bias). Oh, and by the Colbert Nation bumper sticker on their gigantic SUV.