Doggie and Kitty Staple-Free Staplers
i have the pink one! i got mine from fred flare and had a great experience with them cute and functional they just miraculously "stitch" the paper together
Bring the Rubix cude back with this unique clock!
This is the coolest thing ever. Every time you get an email it reads out the first line for you. It also tells you the weather, stock markets, plays radio and loads more. I've had one for ages and the novelty hasn't worn off.
A robot pencil sharpener that can also walk. I'm not sure why you need this but I would be prrrrretty entertained by it nonetheless.
You know that Jack down the hall who throws spitballs into your cubicle when he thinks no one is looking? How Juvenile! Now you've got a secret weapon... ha ha.. Now, IT IS ON, BUDDY!