Splash Color Halter Dress

Splash Color Halter Dress

Ugh. This thing is torture. This is so springy and summery that it's basically made of sunshine and blooming flowers. Usually I'd think twice about a (really, really) short day-glo tie-dyed halter dress, but it is impossible to look at this without tasting beachside barbecue and a cold one, and it makes me want to run through a sprinkler and punch winter and Los Angeles in the face simultaneously. ($20 at welovecolors.com)