TopatoCo: Zombie Attack Messenger Bag
Per the description: "Sure, you and I will be prepared. But how will Joe Random know to seek our assistance? This is how." Are you one of the brave few that will be fighting back? Do you have a map of the subway tunnels tattoed to your calf? Can you build a baracade with a toothpick and a palm tree?? Then you need this bag so that the rest of us can find you...and eat you first.