Big Maoi Tissue Dispenser
I suppose if you really want one of these things, the only way to go is faux stone.
Just awesome. Obviously.
Wash yourself good, now.
You haven't seen a cuter bodily function since grandma farted on easter! This set of Plush Dolls resembling Pee and Poo are hugely comical! Your kids will love the cartoon characteristics of potty time like no other!
the figurine floats so if you fill up your tub he gets submerged and its bye bye bath toy. morbid but totally funny.