I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS
IF YOU'RE ONE FOR THE STRIP CLUBS THIS IS THE OUTFIT YOU WANT TO GO OUT IN! BIG TIPPERS ARE ALWAYS IN DEMAND! I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS!
-
I sooo need a t-shirt that says this!
Added 4 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPIE! PACIFISM IS A DYING TREND! STANDING AROUND DOING NOTHING USED TO HELP AVOID PROBLEMS I GUESS THAT'S CHANGED!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT IF ANOTHER GUY KNEW WHAT I LIKED IN BED I'D BE MORE FRIGHTENED THAN ANGRY! THOUGH I CAN SEE HOW SLOPPY SECONDS CAN SOMETIMES SEEM LIKE SHORT CHANGE! AT LEAST YOU CANT BREAK WHATS ALREADY DAMAGED GOODS!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
IF YOU'RE A SOCIAL DRINKER IN A BAD MOOD THIS MIGHT BE YOUR UNIFORM! WE'LL HAVE TO WARN ALL THE CHICKS ABOUT YOU FIRST! I'M SURE THEY'LL SUFFER LIKE CHAMPS!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
WELL FOR ME THIS SHIRT IS PERFECT. CONSIDERING MY FIRST NAME IS MATTHEW WHICH LITERALLY MEANS GIFT FROM GOD. I MIGHT AS WELL TELL WHO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED FOR!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
IF I EVER SAW A PETA MEMBER WEARING THIS I WOULD FINALLY ACCEPT THEM AS A WORTHWHILE ORGANIZATION OR AT LEAST KNOW THEY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! UNTIL THEN LETS ALL CRY FOR THE DINOSAURS!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
TOTALLY RIGHTEOUS! THE PERFECT DO DIRT SHIRT! EVEN IF IN THE WORST CASE SCENARIO ITS TRUE YOU ASKED FOR IT!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
I GUESS SOMEONE CONFUSED CALVIN AND FORGOT TO MENTION HE NEEDED A DOG NOT A WILD CAT. KIDS WILL BE KIDS. THIS IS THE REASON ANIMAL TRANQUILIZERS WILL ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
IF ONLY THERE WERE A BUTTON OR MAYBE EVEN SOME SORT OF A BATTERY YOU COULD INJECT WOMEN WITH SO THEY'D THINK SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON THEIR OWN! OH WELL, TILL THEN I'LL JUST WEAR THE SHIRT AND HOPE SHE GROWS A SPATULA!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
I GAVE PEACE A CHANCE ONCE. THAT WAS THE NIGHT I GOT JUMPED AT A POOL HALL FOR SHARING MY GUMMI BEARS! YOU TRY TELLING SOMEONE VIOLENT THEY'RE WRONG I'M SURE THEY'LL FIND A NEW PURPOSE FOR YOUR FACE!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
I NEVER KNEW IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL HAVING STRAWBERRY HIGHLIGHTS AROUND THE JUNK! THOUGH I ALWAYS DID FEEL ME AND RONALD MCDONALD HAD A WEIRD TYPE OF BOND DURING PUBERTY!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
FINALLY A PRODUCT THAT CELEBRATES HETEROSEXUALITY! GAY IS FINE IF YOU'RE GAY. BUT THE ONLY OTHER MAN I CONSIDER SEXY LIVES IN MY MIRROR!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
DRINKING TIL SHE'S HOT JUST GOT PUT IN A NICER WAY. TIMING IS EVERYTHING YOU KNOW! WHAT LOOKS BAD AFTER ONLY TWO BEERS MIGHT BE LOOKING DAMN GOOD AFTER SEVEN! JUST BE PREPARED THIS SHIRT DOES INVITE RANDOM SLAPPINGS!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED AFTER YOUR NEXT DATE! LET HER KNOW YOU'RE HERE WITH A PURPOSE! AND YOU EVEN TOOK THE TIME TO GET THINGS PRETTY DOWN THERE!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
NO ONE EXPECTS TO MEET THE LOVE OF THEIR LIFE IN A HOLE IN THE WALL BAR! BUT WHO YOU WOULD PROBABLY MEET PROBABLY FEELS THE SAME AS YOU ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE BOTH A LITTLE TOO FAR PASSED SOBER TO READ THE MESSAGE YOU'RE SPORTING!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
IF YOU'RE MIXED OR JUST PALE THIS SHIRT WILL SAVE ANYONE YOU MEET A LOT OF TIME GETTING TO KNOW YOU! ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE ALREADY THE BLACK SHEEP OF YOUR FAMILY!
Added 5 Years Ago from Tshirthell
