Girafficorn Rampant
Girafficorn, rarest of beasts, occurring only when the proud giraffe of the African savannas meets the elusive and enchanted unicorn of the boundless forests. Then, they get it the hell on like no one’s damn business.
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Just like mom used to make!
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An awesome new ThinkGeek product. I'll let you know how it tastes. For now, I can't do better than Think Geek's description: "Pâté is passé. Unicorn - the new white meat. Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we ... An awesome new ThinkGeek product. I'll let you know how it tastes. For now, I can't do better than Think Geek's description: "Pâté is passé. Unicorn - the new white meat. Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat."
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Glitter in 60 shades. i know, i'm totally freaking out too! Use it with your eyeliner or even nail polish.
Added 4 Years Ago from Eyekandycosmetics -
Add some wonder to your wardrobe. This raw edged top, printed with multi colored unicorns will look fabulous layered or alone. A must have this fall!!!
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This funny Unicorn Parts T-Shirt labels all the different parts of a unicorn including rainbows, happiness, magic, love and...rump roast? Perfect for unicorn lovers with a sense of humor!
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With the magical healing power of these Enchanted Unicorn Bandages, even your ouchiest owies will heal up in no time!
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Everything you've ever wanted to know about unicorns is in this book. I find that amazing.
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amazing!!
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This adorable natural canvas tote bag features a cute aqua an pink unicorn reminiscent of "My Little Pony". It's great for the beach, a shopping bag, or an everyday purse and it is so cute!!! Any sweet lolita chan or indie girl wi... This adorable natural canvas tote bag features a cute aqua an pink unicorn reminiscent of "My Little Pony". It's great for the beach, a shopping bag, or an everyday purse and it is so cute!!! Any sweet lolita chan or indie girl will love this bag!
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Tim Curry is the Devil! Tom Cruise is 19 years old and pre- Scientology! Battle between Good and Evil played out in an enchanted forest with goblins, trolls, unicorns and that creepy actor from The Tin Drum that looks likes 12 yea... Tim Curry is the Devil! Tom Cruise is 19 years old and pre- Scientology! Battle between Good and Evil played out in an enchanted forest with goblins, trolls, unicorns and that creepy actor from The Tin Drum that looks likes 12 years old.
