(Singing) Oh sweet mystery of life at last I found you!
Why can't I be rich as well as handsome, witty and charming? Why?
I want this!
Oh yes, my pretty. You will be mine.
I hate that I am so shallow that I want this $1400 tote.
Why aren't I rich instead of good-looking urban celebranaut?
$250!? I wish I were simple.
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