Sign & Seal Twirling Magnetic Desk Pen
As the video shows, it actually works - the pen stays balanced while you spin it reasonably fast. I need one of these on my desk.
This "constructive" kids utensil set is comprised of a bulldozer pusher (commanding the mac & cheese), fork lift fork (under the green beans), and front loader spoon (picking up a load of mashed potatoes).
This is maybe the coolest thing ever. It's simple - just freeze the white inner core of the mug. Return the frozen core to the shell and pour in your favorite drink.
This alarm clock is committed to getting you up on time. It launches a flying rotor which hovers approximately 9 feet in the air. The alarm will not stop ringing until the rotor is returned to the docking station.