St. Paddy's Beads

St. Paddy's Beads

Once upon a time, in a maturity galaxy far, far away, my college buddies and I went out on St. Pat's with similar beads and, as I watched (in horror, of course ;P) they chanted "Show us your teats." As in the bovine variety. Ireland.... farms.... Yes, it seemed witty at the time. Yes, alcohol did contribute. No, I will not be doing that again this year. But you are welcome to have a go at it....

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