Inflatable "Trojan" Horse Riding Cowboy Costume
Stick some Trojan condoms all over yourself. There. Trojan Horse. Aren't you witty....
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Man, you know you can't be messin with the voodoo! This is a funny costume to remind people that if they mess with you, they'll be feeling it in their left thigh the next morning. Truly original, I'd say.
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Last year I did a mash-up of this costume and went as the One-Night Stand of the Lucky Charms Leprechaun. Think green she-leprechaun costume, fake hickeys in the shape of the marshmallow charms and... well, you get the idea.
Tags: cereal, irish, funny, costumes, Halloween, inflatable, Halloween costumes, ireland, St. Patrick's DayAdded 5 Years Ago from Wackyplanet -
Obnoxiously timely, considering that October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. Reads: "Free Mammograms. Place Breasts Here."
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Big fan of midgets. Big fan.
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Even better than wearing this on Halloween would be showing up to Christmas Mass decked out in this ensemble. I don't care how old you are, your mom is going to smack ya.
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Wrestling, inflatable, big boobs.... sounds like something a lot of guys I know would like.
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You even get a headband and, let's face it, now and again we all like a good headband.
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If you're going the white trash route, bring a buddy.
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Love the dollar bill-lined cuffs. Good for Halloween or St. Paddy's Day.
Tags: green, irish, funny, costumes, Halloween, Halloween costumes, ireland, St. Patrick's Day, St. Paddy's DayAdded 5 Years Ago from Wackyplanet -
Stick a pink ribbon on it and it's a great costume in honor of breast cancer awareness month.
Tags: pink, breast cancer, cereal, funny, costumes, Halloween, Halloween costumes, Funny Halloween Costumes, halloween '08Added 5 Years Ago from Wackyplanet -
We all know "that guy." Well, this is what "that guy" wears to a Halloween party.
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If a kosher glory hole is your idea of a good time, this costume is for you.
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Missing: Your Dignity
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Get even more creative and glue some additional funny stuff on the table. Maybe a fake ID of one of your least favorite politicians or evangelical preachers.... Or for the truly daring, add some photos of your own most frightful o... Get even more creative and glue some additional funny stuff on the table. Maybe a fake ID of one of your least favorite politicians or evangelical preachers.... Or for the truly daring, add some photos of your own most frightful one-night stands. Unless, like myself, you are much too pure to have any of those skeletons in your closet.
Tags: cereal, irish, funny, costumes, Halloween, Halloween costumes, ireland, St. Patrick's Day, CondomsAdded 5 Years Ago from Wackyplanet
