Chocolate Chex Mix Turtle

Chocolate Chex Mix Turtle

This is pretty much the best snack ever. Chex Mix Turtle is so freaking good that if you were being attacked by a rabid mob of zombies, you could buy yourself enough time to get away by throwing them a bag of these. In some tiny Third World nations, Chex Mix Turtle is used as a form of currency along with small stones perfect for skipping and fish heads.