Tabasco Grenade Topper
It just might be the most valuable thing in the kitchen -- a $400 stand mixer? The imported black Iberian ham? Viking range? What. Ever. The most valuable thing in the kitchen is a bottle of Tabasco sauce, and to protect it (and yourself) from any would-be hot sauce thieves, top the bottle with the Tabasco Grenade Topper. Of course, when YOU need to add some heat to your own eats, brace yourself for the explosion when you pull the tab.
Coolest Umbrella Ever.
Line up your sights! This cannon's got a measuring stick on it! Better check with your teachers first before bringing this Gun Ruler to class!
Frankly, aliens don't stand a chance. Get it in camo so the aliens can't see it with their tricky alien eyes.
Warfare without the death. Let's do it! My apartment will never be the same if we all had these. DO WANT!