Tastefully inappropriate, sure to earn a laugh or two...hopefully won't get you fired.
from What on Earth: EXCLUSIVE! The melting pot has landed on your front door. For mensches and good folk alike, our cross-cultural offspring of warm welcomes. 100% hose-clean, easy-care durable olefin. 27" x 18".
.... and living rooms and basements and.... Eh, I was just hoping to stretch that a bit. Painted wood. Great hostess gift.