Skull Martini Glasses
Sleek martini glasses with a skull and crossbones on the front.
This makes sneaking in alcohol to events even sneakier. I love it.
Amusing yet practical
WHY TALK WHEN YOU'RE INTOXICATED! JUST CHEERS WITH THE APPROPRIATE GLASS! AND IF YOU DRINK WITH OTHER PEOPLE YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT BUYING A FEW SETS OF THESE DRUNK SHOT GLASSES IF YOUR COMPANY'S ON THE LEVEL!
Brand your beer with these stretchy beer bands. They say things like "bombed" or "blitzed."