"It's hard to articulate why I sometimes really like ugly things. However, I stand firm on the idea that just because it's ugly, it doesn't mean it's not also awesome. This is one of those REALLY ugly, really awesome things."
"Sharks aren't cool just for animal or science freaks, WeSC has an awesome shark tee for men in their current collection. This aqua T-shirt is great - you'll get comments from fellow Shark Weekers and look pretty cool rockin the Jaws."
"This is by far my favorite fat loss supplement on the market.
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"They will never know what hit 'em. Literally. The ultimate sneak attack. ThinkGeek also has the Pirate attack if you want to have total warfare across cubes."
"I use to love slip 'n slides, however in my adult life, I can't seem to picture my self slapping down on a slip and slide and loving it. But it's not really for adults anyway right? This 20-Foot Shark Attack Slip 'N Slide is the new day slide. Make it all the way down to the bottom and either side into the open mouth to be drenched at the end, or make it just in time that the mouth shuts and his h..."
"This blues rock lo-fi duo is one of the most critically acclaimed bands today. Their sweet ass guitar riffs and primitive drummin beats are intoxicating.
Attack and Release is produced by the infamous Danger Mouse, noted for The Gray Album (remix of Beatles's "White Album" and Jay Z's "Black Album"). The album features "Strange Times" (Grand Theft Auto 4), and "Things Ain't Like They Used To B..."
"Imagine yourself a human dressed as a tomato in a world ruled by tomatoes. Yup. That's the premise. And it is hysterical . . . in a dry, David Letterman kind of way. Perfect way to slough off the real cares of your life. (George Clooney was in the sequel, way back when.)"
"This is a site for conservatives. Need a gift for a fellow conservative? Go here and you will find a one-of-a-kind novelty gift that every conservative will LOVE to have. These are great presents for all occasions or for no special occasion at all. They just love getting them and showing them."
"When the LAD is suddenly occluded, a fatal myocardial infarction, or heart attack, usually occurs.
Infarction is a great word. Heart attacks aren't so great. Don't let this happen."